Funny Good Morning Quotes For Facebook & Morning Pictures

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“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.”― Phil Dunphy

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”― Glen Cook

“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”― Jarod Kintz

“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!” –― Fulton J. Sheen

Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke". Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.― Gehenna Toss

The alarm is on in the morning not because the windshield is busted, but the windshield is busted because the alarm is on in the morning.

Insomnia is not a problem; a problem is when you don’t know why you get up in the morning.

Morning paradox – it takes forever to fall asleep and only a second to fall asleep in the morning.

Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well.

In the morning: I’m sorry, it was very dark, I didn’t notice.

Sleep faster, I need the pillow.

God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.― Punit Ghadge

“Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.”― Rachel Caine

“Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.”― Mitch Hedburg

I don’t like the morning, because it starts when I’m still asleep.

The one, who snores, is the first one to fall asleep.

The mind is a wonderful thing: it wakes up when you do and falls asleep when you reach the office.

If I offer her to sleep over, she might misunderstand. And she will be right.

Is this me, or today I will again go to sleep tomorrow.

I lack sleep: are the nights so short, or do I sleep so fast?

I think I’m allergic to morning

The most obvious thing people keep repeating: every night they go to sleep late and in the morning they feel like that was a bad idea.

Today I woke up and realized three horrible facts: Today is not Friday; Tomorrow is not Friday either; And even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.

The feeling dialogue I experience every morning. Me: I really can’t stay. Bed: but baby, it’s cold outside!

It’s easier to stay awake until 7 AM, than to wake-up at 7 AM!

If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.

Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.

In order to sleep off you should be getting to bed not on the same day when you need to get up.

A person falls asleep the fastest when he turns off the alarm clock.

I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.

Monday morning is the ugly sister of Friday evening.

After “Monday” and “Tuesday” even the calendar says “WTF”.

It’s not “Tuesday”, it’s “ThreeDaysBeforeFriday”.

I need to get up – my coffee needs me.

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Those 7 extra minutes of sleep in the morning do really matter.

Whenever someone asks me to get up earlier, I explain that doing it before 7 AM is officially illegal.

I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning” because it were a “Good Morning” i would still be in my bed asleep.

It hurts when someone you love says mean things like “It’s time to wake up.”

Coffee: A magical nectar that turns “Leave me alone or Die” into “Good Morning”

Rules when i first wake up: 1. Everyone shut the hell up. 2. Get out of my way. 3. Don’t ask any damn questions.

I could be a morning person, if mornings happened to be around noon.

There are two kind of people in this world. 1. Morning people. 2. People who want to shoot morning people.

In the morning there is a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

Someone just told me “Have a good Morning”. What about the rest of my day mother F*cker.

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