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Humorous Quotations, Humorous Quotations life Humorous Quotations All rights reserved — even the right to dramatise. ~Mary Wilson Little, Reveries of a Paragrapher, 1897 It takes so little to make a stranger's day, and even less to totally ruin it. ~Demetri Martin A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. Mencken A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown Someone has said: "A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking." ~Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962), quoted from a physiology lecture by his University of Cincinnati student Howard D. Fabing in Fischerisms, 1930 A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. ~Author Unknown If all else fails, immortality can always ...