Funny Quotes with Pictures, Photos & Images
Funny Quotes Images : Looking for the best funny quotes, funny photos & images? can be used on Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, Twitter and other websites. Here is 45 Best collection of funny quotes : When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. ― BOB MONKHOUSE I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ― ELAYNE BOOSLER Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. ― OSCAR WILDE The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. ― MARK RUSSELL Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ― ROBERT BLOCH First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. ― STEVE MARTIN A successful man is one w...